You've got your Xbox Series X|S on the shelf, under your TV – it's all nicely decorated with the odd bit of gaming memorabilia adorning the set, culminating in a display of your favorites, and then you have your controller holder. It's Cortana who's face says, "I don't wanna be here, god help me."
Xbox has brought out some brand new merch at Target. You can get a semi-squatting Master Chief cupping the air or you can get yourself Cortana egging you on for a fight, looking like a distorted Uma Thurman spliced with a Galaxy Quest alien. It's up for preorder right now at $49.99.
RELATED: Why Is Everything In Halo Infinite’s Battle Pass So Boring?
It releases on November 7, 2021, so you can get it later this year to keep your Xbox controllers firmly gripped by the tender plastic hands of these two iconic Halo characters. Or, it can hold your phone – perfect if you wanna play some Xbox Game Pass on the cloud with your controller connected via bluetooth.
It works with Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Xbox 360, and even PlayStation 4 controllers.
"Master Chief Petty Officer John-711 along with his AI holographic partner, Cortana, are just getting started on their fight to save humanity. Will you join them?" The page's listing reads. "Be ready with the Halo: Combat Evolved Master Chief and Cortana Twin Pack Cable Guy Phone and Controller Holder!" Or, as we call it in the bizz, a mouthful.
"Each figure stands at eight inches tall and includes their own four-foot charging cable so, when you're on a break from saving the human race, you can charge your mobile phone, gaming controller, or anything else you need held safe and secure," the listing continues. "Show off your Xbox fandom pride by displaying your gaming controllers in the safety of Master Chief and Cortana's more-than-capable hands while keeping them charged and ready for action in your favorite Halo game; including the soon-to-be-released Halo: Infinite."
Well, that's unless you buy it for the touted PlayStation 4 compatibility in which case, you won't be playing Halo. That is, unless you count Master Chief in Fortnite.