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Mwachisawawa: intaneti Imakhudzidwa ndi Mtundu Watsopano wa Switch OLED

Nintendo Sinthani OLED Model

Chabwino, chabwino, chabwino. Zikuwoneka ngati mtolankhani aliyense wamasewera komanso wolimbikitsa anali wolondola, ndi chenjezo mazana angapo. Switch Pro yomwe yadziwika kwambiri yakhala a sliiiightly kutsitsa mtundu watsopano wa Nintendo Switch yokhala ndi chophimba chachikulu cha OLED, dzenje loti intaneti ilowemo, ndi dzina loyipa lomwe tifunika kulemba nthawi iliyonse tikamakambirana. Ugh.

Komanso, izo zimabwera mu zoyera, ndi Chotsegula doko ndilopusa kwambiri! Sitinaneneretu zimenezo. Kapena tinatero? Mwina tinatero. Takhala tikuyesera kupeza zatsopano zonena za mphekesera zazaka zambiri, pambuyo pake; mwina tidaneneratu kuti idzakhala ndi kuphatikiza kwa Amazon Alexa nthawi ina.

Koma intaneti ndiyosadabwitsa kuti ili kale pa meme treadmill, imatulutsa zomwe zikuchitika, zonyansa, ndi nthabwala za Nintendo Switch (OLED Model) patangopita mphindi zochepa chilengezo chake. Tiyeni tione.

Hei, zikuwoneka ngati [X]!

Anthu amakonda kuzindikira zinthu, ndipo kuwulula kwa OLED Switch sikusiyana.

Zikuwoneka ngati Liquorice Allsort yoyipa kwambiri.

Zikuwoneka ngati Cruella De Vil.

Kapena toaster, mwina.

Kwenikweni, zikuwoneka ngati ... zotonthoza zina zonse za m'badwo uno. N'chifukwa chiyani woyera ali wotchuka? Aliyense akudziwa kuti osewera onse ali ndi manja owopsa a fumbi la tchizi.

Zocheperako, mochedwa kwambiri

Ngakhale ngati tsamba la Nintendo, titha kuvomereza kuti Nintendo ikhoza kukhala pang'ono ... kumbuyo kwa nthawi, tinene. Monga PlayStation ndi Xbox zimathamangitsana nthawi zonse kuti zikhale ndi ma pixel ena khumi komanso mitundu yowoneka bwino, yokhala ndi nkhope zowoneka ngati zamoyo mwangozi kuti mungayambe kukondana ndi Cortana kapena Crash Bandicoot, Nintendo amakhutitsidwa ndikungopanga masewera a Mario omwe amathamanga pa 30FPS. ndi 720p. Ndani amasamala ngati mukusangalala, chabwino?

Koma, ah ... doko la LAN? Mu 2021? Zoona, Ninty?

Ndipo, dikirani, kodi sitinapemphe Bluetooth kwakanthawi tsopano?

Ndipo kodi tiyenera kuda nkhawa kuti sanatchule zakusintha kwa Joy-Cons yodziwika bwino…?

Nintendo sadziwa momwe anthu amasewerera masewera

PALIBE AMACHITA IZI

Chifukwa chiyani zotsatsa zonse za Nintendo Switch zili ngati "Ndimasewera Pikmin pa bwalo la basketball pansi pa modutsa" komanso "Ndimakonda kusewera akumenyetsa Bros m'nyumba yanga ya NYC ya madola mamiliyoni ambiri yomwe ndimakhala ndekha"? Tinene zoona, tonse tikusewera Animal Kuoloka mu mathalauza athu pa sofa, m'malo osasangalatsa kwambiri omwe ali ndithudi sizili bwino kwa minga yathu. Lekani kupanga masewera apakanema kukhala achigololo komanso ozizira, Nintendo!

Kodi Nintendo adachedwetsa kumasulidwa?

Panali mphekesera zambiri kuti Kusintha kwatsopano kulengezedwa ku E3, komabe ... palibe chomwe chidachitika. Kodi Nintendo anamva hype yonse ya 4K Switch ndikubwerera ku ofesi kuti akasinthe E3 Direct yawo, chifukwa ankadziwa kuti sangagwirizane ndi hype? Tikhoza kungolingalira. Ndipo tiyerekeze!

Chilengezocho chinali chaching'ono… chodabwitsa nthawi yake, ayi? Pafupifupi ngati sanafune kuti tizindikire? Ndani amalengeza zinthu Lachiwiri mwachisawawa?

Izi zimandikumbutsa mawu a Simpsons

Ziribe kanthu kuti nkhani ya virus ndi yotani, pamakhala nthawi zonse Simpsons tchulani kuti mufanane. Nthawi ino, ndi Malibu Stacy:

Muyenera kuwona imodzi mwa ma tweets awa kuti mumve. Zonse ndi nthabwala zofanana.

…Komanso, mawu ochokera ku The Office

Chidziwitso.

Ndi mbalame, ndi ndege, ndi… PlayStation Vita?

Sizinadziwike kuti Kusintha kwatsopanoku kuli kofanana kwambiri ndi cham'manja cha PlayStation chomwe sichikuyamikiridwa. Tidawonetsanso kuti Kusinthaku kumawoneka ngati wolowa m'malo woyenera ku Vita koyambirira kwa sabata ino, bwanji ndi zolemba zonse zowoneka bwino zomwe zikubwera chaka chino.

Kwa ena, Vita ikhoza kukhala… amatha… bwino:

Kuwombera, mwina tiyenera kungochotsa Vita yathu yosungira.

Kwenikweni, zili bwino

Kwenikweni, Kusintha kwatsopano kuli bwino. Makamaka ngati mukusewera m'manja. Chill, nonse.

Komanso, ndizotsitsimula kwa opanga!

Chris, chiyani?

Wolemba wanthawi zina wa NL Chris Scullion sanakumbutsidwe za Vita, Liquorice Allsorts, kapena Cruella De Vil - ayi, kwa Scully, zodziwika bwino zinali woyimba wachinyamata Aled Jones wochokera ku kanema wa Khrisimasi wa 1980s, Munthu wachipale chofewa.

Ifenso tikhoza kuchita meme

…Kodi zimawerengedwa ngati zikuchokera ku akaunti ya Twitter ya NL? Inde. Chonde tikondeni.

Nanga bwanji tsopano?

Miyoyo yathu ilibe kanthu popanda mphekesera za switchch Pro. Kodi alipo amene akufuna kupanga mphekesera zatsopano? Mpweya wa Wild 2 yaikidwa mu danga? Masewera otsatirawa a Mario ali mu 4D? Metroid yaikulu 4 angatulukedi zaka khumi izi? Ha, tiyeni tisatenge kwambiri zakutchire!

Kodi mumakonda zotani potuluka mu chilengezo chachilendochi? Tiuzeni mu ndemanga!

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