Andinakuzigwagwisa kodwa mhlawumbi ndingomnye wawona mashasha amathathu agqwesileyo emhlabeni. Umsebenzi wokuqala ofanelekileyo kwi-creperie enqabileyo kwiminyaka yam yokuqala yeshumi elivisayo. Mna nje kunye neWinterHalter 2000 egcina ikhitshi kwishishini. Ndandisebenza iishifti ezingaqhelekanga ndize ndigoduke ndimanzi te, ngokungathi kukho into endisinde. Ngokwenene yayilikhitshi elisindileyo kwinto ethile - yasinda kum. Enye yezona zinto zintathu zibalaseleyo zokuhlamba emhlabeni.
Ubomi be-KP. Plongeurs. UGeorge Orwell kunye neenkqubo zokulahla inkunkuma. Kuninzi okunokwenzeka apha. Enye into kukho umthungo ocebileyo weqhinga elihamba ngokuhlamba izitya. Ukulayisha umatshini – lishishini elinenkohliso elo! Ngokukodwa xa ujongana nezixa zemizi-mveliso ekufuneka zicocwe, ngakumbi xa ujongana nezinto ezitshiswe nzima ngexesha lokupheka. Itshizi, xa itshisiwe, inokuba yinto eyahlukileyo kwisonka samasi esijinga kwisikhenkcisi sakho. Ndinesikwe esihlayo ecaleni kwesandla sam esikhangeleka sibi kakhulu. Kubi ngenene! Imela? Abantu baya kubuza. Iglasi eyaphukileyo? Hayi mhlekazi. Olo sikeko lusuka kwiqhekeza lesonka samasi, elaliqhushumbisiwe lade lashwabana kwaye libukhali. Ndaye ndazogquma kancinci ndicinga ngayo. Khawucinge ngaloo mini!
Kodwa isicwangciso kunye nobungozi yinxalenye nje yezinto ezenza ukuba ukuhlamba izitya kuthandeke. Ditto into yokuba oomatshini bokuhlamba izitya, njengeSamurai okanye nantoni na, bathanda ukuphila ngekhowudi. Asizigwagwisi. Ngokuqinisekileyo asihlawulwa kakhulu. Kodwa kukho oomatshini bokuhlamba izitya abalungileyo kunye neendawo zokuhlambela izitya ezimbi, kwaye abatshisi bokuhlamba izitya bathatha iqondo elithile lolonwabo malunga nento abanokuyenza nge-sheen kwiglasi yewayini. Izixhobo zokuhlamba izitya ezilungileyo ziyazi ukuba zeziphi iindawo zeti eziqokelela amabala e-tannin abantu abaninzi abawaphosileyo - i-spout naphantsi kwe-spout apho kuhlala kukho umqolo wokuhombisa. (Kwakhona ichaphaza elincinci elihlekisayo phezulu kakhulu kumqheba.) Oomatshini bokuhlamba izitya abalungileyo bayazi ukuba iindawo zokutyela ezimbi zinokubonwa kungekuko okusepleyitini kodwa okushiyekileyo kukrolwe ngaphantsi kwayo.
Ngokunyanisekileyo, nangona kunjalo. Makhe sithethe ngeembiza neepani. Okukhona ndicinga ngomsebenzi wam wokuhlamba izitya kokukhona ndicinga ngeembiza neepani. Iipleyiti neesosari ziipleyiti neesosi nje. Zicoce, musa ukuziwisa, zibeke kwindawo apho umpheki angafika kuzo. Ayizozilo zintsonkothileyo. I-Ditto cutlery. I-Ditto - xa sele ukwizowuni - i-glassware. Enye itawuli yokuyomisa, enye ukuyibhuqa. Akufuneki ukuba sifumane iMIT kwifowuni ngale nto.
Kodwa iimbiza neepani. Iimbiza kunye neepani zinobomi bangaphakathi. Bangoompondo zihlanjiwe basekhitshini kodwa bakwangabantwana abamoshakeleyo – abona babalaseleyo kubo bafuna ukukhulisa abantwana.
Thatha iintsimbi ezityhidiweyo. Ngenye imini uChris Tapsell ucebise ukuba ukuba ne-cast iron skillet kukwenza ube yinxalenye yehlelo. Unetyala njengoko unetyala. Iintsimbi zentsimbi zifuna ubuzali obuninzi. Kufuneka uzifake kwixesha lonyaka, uzitshise, kwaye uzigcine zikude nezixhobo zokuhlamba izitya hleze uyonakalisa loo ngubo eyakhayo ngokuhamba kwexesha ibe yindawo eyoyikisayo engentonga. Iipatinas! Kukho iiskipa zentsimbi eziye zahlala kwiintsapho iminyaka engaphezu kwekhulu, isitya ngasinye esiphekiweyo sisenza inxalenye yomnombo, uhlobo lwekhemikhali yembali endikhumbuzayo, ngendlela, into elinganayo yokupheka ye-spooky mitochondrial DNA. izinto. Ngandlela ithile olu hlobo lwezinto aluzothekiyo. Kulapho sisuka khona!
I-Skillets yincam nje yoku nangona kunjalo. Ndathenga i-wok ngenye imini. Okokuqala, ndinentloni zokuthetha. Kwaye ndiyavuyiswa kukubona ukuba ngumzali ongakanani okufunayo. Uyifumana yonke icwebezela kwaye icocekile evenkileni, emva koko? Emva koko kufuneka unike uhlobo oluthile lwezicathulo. Kufuneka uyifake ngocingo ukuze uphume kwi-anti-rust. Emva koko kufuneka uyitshise ide itshintshe kumbala wenye yaloo puddles gasolene ubona esitratweni kufutshane neevenkile zokulungisa. Emva koko kufuneka uyithambise kwaye uyitshise kwakhona. Emva koko ilungile. Ungaze ubuze malunga nendlela oyicoca ngayo. (Enyanisweni, ndiwafundile amacebiso esinongo adlulela ngaphaya koko ndikuchazeleyo. Amanye agqithisile kakhulu.)
Iimbiza ezigqwesileyo kunye neepani zinamabali. I step-mother sam sinembiza endithanda kakhulu ukuyiba. Isikwere, esingaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo, kwaye sinzima kakhulu. Inesiciko onokuthi ubulale umntu ngaso. Phofu ke, into eyenzekayo yile: emfazweni kwantlitha ibhombu kufuphi nelali, baphuma bebaleka abantu belali, bakhupha ibhombu yentsimbi ezilahliweyo, ezinye zentsimbi ezilahliweyo zaba yimbiza kamama wam. Ukuba ayilulo uhlobo lweenkcukacha ezinokutyebisa umdlalo wevidiyo, andazi ukuba yintoni na. Andazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni kumqhubi wenqwelomoya kunye nabasebenzi.
