Umngane wami usanda kungitshela ukuthi kunjani ukuwa e-skateboard eminyakeni engamashumi amane. Lalela: i umcimbi. Uyakhumbula. Hawu! Futhi ukhumbule okulandelayo. Maye aminyene futhi abuhlungu acishe abe ngamaminerali. Maye okhipha isithunzi uma uphefumula konke. Ukuwa kuyashesha kodwa ukululama kuthatha isikhathi. Usuka phansi, uqoqe izibuko zakho nezinto ebezisemaphaketheni akho, bese uthola indawo yokuhlala futhi uhlale isikhathi eside. Wenzani ngalesi sikhathi eside? Uyalungiselela. Ulungiselela ukuqala ukuphila futhi, ulungiselela ukubhekana nethemba elibi lokuphila okwengeziwe. Ukuwa ebhodini lokushibilika eminyakeni engamashumi amane kukwenza uzizwe sengathi omunye wabantu abahluphekayo u-Rembrandt wayemuhle kakhulu ekupendeni.
Ukusuka kunkosi eyodwa kuye kwenye: U-Spelunky wenza lokhu futhi. Ukudlala - okuvame ukuba yinde, okusho ukuthi ngesi-Spelunky, oooh, yonke imizuzu eyisithupha - ebonakala ithembisa kakhulu futhi yaphela ngokuzumayo, ngenhlekelele esheshayo nedla konke. Ubeka phansi iphedi bese uyacwayiza bese uthola ikhona elithule, ngethemba ngaphansi kwethunzi elimachashaza le-monstera ezayo. Uhlala futhi uvumele igumbi liphawule futhi lihlehle futhi lizinze, futhi uvumela isikhathi sigeleze sikuzungezile. Ngoba lokhu kuyinto okumele ululame kukho. Uba Rembrandt. Kuzothatha ngaphezu kwamaminithi ukubuya kusuka kulokhu. Kungathatha amahora.
Kunezinto eziningi ku-Spelunky 2 - ngezindlela eziningi Izinto Eziningi: Umdlalo Wevidiyo - nokho enye yezinto engizikhonzile kuwo wonke - enye yezinto okungenzeka idale ukundindizela okunanela kwe-Rembrandt Run - ukuthi i-stretch elula yephasishi. Kwesinye isikhathi, ngenkathi uhlola amazinga okuqala ale nkundla yenqubo, umzamo wesibindi wokulandelanisa omunye wemidlalo embalwa yangempela ye-Tetris Tier laphaya, uzowela le nkundla elula, futhi uzohamba wehle ngayo futhi kungakhathalekile ukuthi mahle kangakanani amathuba akho okwesibili edlule, uzohlangana nento ekubulala ngokushesha. Hhayi ngenxa yanoma yiluphi ugibe noma yimuphi umcabango, kodwa ngenxa yokuthi ubungazilungiselelanga iphupho elibi lenqubo elizokufikela. Ibhola lesicabucabu namalulwane elikubhontshisayo. Ama-moles - ama-moles e-sodding - ahlanganyele kabi ne-spiny lizard. I-turkey eyazama ukusiza kodwa ayizange isize. Iphaseji ayiyona into ekhethekile, iphansi kakhulu ukukuvumela ukuthi ubhekane nokuthile ngesivinini. Noma uma uziqagela okwesibili. Noma uma uziqagela ngesivinini.
