An haifi mahaifina kwana guda bayan Ingila ta lashe gasar cin kofin duniya a 1966 - tsawon lokacin da Ingila ta buga a babban wasan karshe. Na tuna Seaman lob, tambarin Rooney, Wally tare da Brolly, burin fatalwa na Lampard, Iceland, oh da yawa fanareti… Na ga mun yi rashin nasara da yawa. Ban sani ba ko za mu yi nasara a daren yau. Zan ba da komai don mu yi shi, amma ina haka, ina alfahari da su don kaiwa wasan karshe na farko a cikin shekaru 55. Don haka dunƙule shi, ga kowane memba na tawagar Ingila a matsayin Pokemon.
Jordan Pickford - Tyranitar
Ƙananan makamai, innit? Dan wasa mai kyau ko da yake.
Sam Johnstone - Shuckle
Yana da wuya ya wuce, ina fata. Ba mu ga Johnstone ba kwata-kwata a wannan gasa tare da Pickford tsakanin sanduna, kuma lokacin da Henderson (da yiwuwar Paparoma) ya dawo, da alama ba za mu sake ganinsa ba.
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Aaron Ramsdale - Pelipper
Lokacin da kake zaɓi na uku, kai ne mai ɗaukar ruwa. Yi haƙuri, ba na yin dokoki. Ramsdale ba ma zabi na uku ba ne; shi ne na biyar, tare da Dean Henderson da Nick Pope suka ji rauni. Hannuna na daure a nan.
Luke Shaw – Crobat
Kuna iya samun Crobat ne kawai daga Golbat tare da babban abota, kuma Luke Shaw shine irin saurayin da ke buƙatar gudanar da babban mutum don yin nasara. An yi sa'a, Southgate da OGS sun fi Mourinho kyau.
Harry Maguire - Conkeldurr
Slabhead na iya zama Pokemon ɗin da ke yawo tare da manyan tukwane guda biyu, daidai? Hakanan babban kasancewar jiki, tare da Maguire da kyar ya sa ƙafar sa ba daidai ba tunda ya dawo daga rauni.
John Stones - Rampardos
Rampardos an san shi da dutsen mai wuyar kai, kuma yayin da har yanzu ban tabbatar da yadda ba kawai ya zura kwallo a ragar Scotland ba, Stones ya yi fice a cikin iska duk gasar.
Kyle Walker - Regieleki
Ko da a cikin ƙungiyar da aka ɗora da matasa masu walƙiya, ƙwararrun ƙafafu na Kyle Walker har yanzu sun fi sauri. Ina tsammanin daidai ne Walker shine kawai Almara anan? Ba da gaske ba, amma ba laifina ba ne Regileki shine mafi sauri Pokemon, ko ba haka ba?
Kieron Trippier - Chikorita
Trippier OG ne, ɗaya daga cikin zaɓin asali na Southgate, don haka yana da ma'ana cewa shi mafari ne. Ganin cewa ba shi da farin jini a duk duniya kuma yana da rauni sosai, Chikorita yana da ma'ana kuma.
Tyrone Mings - Snorlax
Mings ya nuna ba zai yiwu ya wuce a farkon gasar ba, amma yanzu da Maguire ya dawo, wani ya buga PokeFlute kuma ya canza.
Reece James - Staravia
Layin Starly baƙon abu ne, saboda kuna tsammanin zai zama wani tsuntsun Hanyar Hanya 1 da aka ajiye a kusa da shi kawai don dalilai na jin daɗi, sannan ya haɓaka zuwa ɗayan manyan ku. Bayan haskakawa a wasan karshe na gasar zakarun Turai, James yayi gwagwarmaya da Scotland kuma tun daga lokacin ba a gan shi ba. Yana buƙatar ƙara haɓaka ɗan ƙara don wannan juyin halitta na ƙarshe.
Ben Chilwell - Kuka
Ina son Chilwell, amma kawai abin da ya yi duk gasar shine tattaunawa da Billy Gilmour kuma kusan kama Covid.
Ben White - Bellossom
Ben White yana cikin tawagar a matsayin wanda zai maye gurbin Trent Alexander-Arnold, kuma yana daidai a bayan jerin gwanon 'yan wasan da ke jiran shiga filin wasa. Yana jin zafin cewa yana can a matsayin mai fara'a, amma…
Connor Coady - Gengar
Abubuwan biyu da aka san Gengar da su suna jin daɗin kamuwa da cuta, kuma suna juya ganuwa. Coady babban hali ne, amma yana rufe tsarin baya uku da muka tura sau ɗaya kawai. Gaskiya, kun manta yana cikin tawagar.
Kalvin Phillips - Espeon
Yorkshire Pirlo yana karanta hankali. Ya san lokacin da 'yan wasan Ingila ke yin gudu, ya san lokacin da za su fita su ɗauki ƙwallon, kuma ya san lokacin da za su zurfafa zurfi da rufewa. Ya san lokacin matsi da lokacin da zai sami numfashin wasan, kuma ganinsa abin mamaki ne. Ya karanta hankali, babu wani bayani.
Declan Rice - Umbreon
Abokin Phillips a cikin aikata laifuka, Rice shine mafi duhun gefen duo. Phillips ba ya jin tsoron sanya ƙafa (kuma Rice na iya ɗaukar fasinja), amma shi ne ya fi fama da rabin wannan haɗin gwiwar metronomic.
Mason Mount - Ditto
Duk rawar da kuke son yi, Mount zai yi. Ba shi ne ainihin mutumin da James Milner ya kasance ba, amma samun damar yin wasa a gaba, waje, jagorantar tsakiyar tsakiya, ko zama mai zurfi ya sa ya zama memba mai mahimmanci na farawa 11.
Jordan Henderson - Fashe
Henderson yana da kyau kwarai da gaske. Raunin ya tilasta masa zama a farkon wasannin kafin Phillips da Rice su kasance ba za su iya faɗuwa ba. Har yanzu, koyaushe jagora, koyaushe za ku ji Henderson yana sadarwa yayin fitowar sa ko kuma ihu kawai daga benci.
Jude Bellingham - Dratini
Bellingham shine ƙaramin ɗan wasanmu na Euro, yana cika shekaru 18 a lokacin gasar. Kamar Dratini, ya riga ya kasance ƙwararren masanin fasaha, kuma mai sha'awar gaske. A cikin 'yan shekarun nan, zai zama Dragonite wanda ba zai iya tsayawa ba. Kada ku sanya shi wasa a cikin guguwa.
Raheem Sterling – Gyarados
Kwallaye biyu a wasanninsa na farko na Ingila 45 sune Magikarp stats. 15 a cikin 22 tun daga lokacin yana nuna juyin halittar Sterling. Menene wannan? Gyarados yana son nutsewa kuma? Kada ku zama mai ban dariya yanzu.
Bukayo Saka – Rapidash
Ba wai kawai cewa yana da sauri ba (ko da yake yana da), ko kuma a cikin nau'i mai zafi (sake, gaskiya), amma saboda hoton da ya fito daga gasar ya kasance Saka tsalle a cikin tafkin a kan wani unicorn. Idan ya ci nasara a daren yau, bari mu sanya shi mutum-mutumi a wajen Wembley.
Jack Grealish - Dragapult
Dragapult shine sabon yaro a kan toshe, wanda ya fara halarta a Galar, kuma nan take ya kafa kansa a matsayin ɗayan taurarin Pokemon mafi ban sha'awa. Yayin da Grealish bai fara ba - saboda rashin sassaucin ra'ayi da raunin tsaro, wanda ke da gaskiya game da Dragapult shima - shi ƙwararren gwani ne mai ban sha'awa a cikin ƙungiyar don sabunta abubuwa. Lokacin da Grealish ya zagaya cikin filin wasa don barin masu gudu su zo su zo, akwai fiye da kamanceceniya da Dragapult yana aika yaran sa don kai hari.
Phil Foden - Scraggy
Sabon gashi bai damu ba. Kowane mutum a cikin wannan tawagar Ingila yana da kyau ba zai yiwu ba, musamman idan aka kwatanta da wasu daga cikin girman kai da muke da su a baya, don haka yana da wuya a kwatanta ɗayansu da 'Pokemon Hoodlum'. Har yanzu, idan kun rina gashin gashin ku kuma ku aske tsaga a gira, hakika akwai Pokemon guda ɗaya a gare ku.
Harry Kane - Greninja
Musamman, Ash's Greninja. Babu wani babban abin da ya rage wa kyaftin din mu, ya rayu lokacin da ya fi dacewa kuma yana kan kololuwa a daidai lokacin da ya dace. Ba za ku yi wasa da shi yana samun mafi kyawun wasansa na gasar a daren yau ba.
Jadon Sancho - Kekleon
Ba ni da nisa don tambayar zaɓin ƙungiyar Southgate, amma tare da 'yan mintoci kaɗan Sancho, babban ɗan wasa biyar a wannan duniyar a matsayinsa, ya samu, yana jin kamar ba a ganuwa. Southgate zai zabi Saka a karawar da Italiya, kuma bayan gasar da dan wasan Arsenal ya yi, wa zai iya zarge shi? Har yanzu, Sancho da alama ba za a manta da shi a nan ba.
Marcus Rashford - Maractus
Na ɗaya, yana kama da Marcus. Na biyu, koyaushe kuna tunanin Maractus zai haɓaka, sannan ba haka bane. Ana sa ran Rashford zai yi girma zuwa gaba da gaba dayan aikinsa, amma a zahiri yana yin kyau a matsayin dan wasan winger wanda ke yanke ciki, godiya.
Dominic Calvert-Lewin – Lucario
Lucario yana da ƙarfi, sauri, kuma shuɗi, amma gasa, yana cikin matakin UU; wanda ke tsaye ga Ƙarƙashin Amfani. Calvert-Lewin yana fitowa daga baya na babban kakar wasa, amma tare da Ingila kawai yana wasa da dan wasan tsakiya, ya yi gwagwarmaya na mintuna. Tare da yadda Ingila ta girma cikin gasar, ba za ku iya zargi Southgate ba saboda zaɓin ƙungiyarsa, amma yana jin ɗan tsauri akan DCL duka.
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