He Mona Lisa ka'u ma ka'u pahu hau. ʻAʻole ʻo Mona Lisa wale nō a Mona Lisa. ʻAʻole kēia i ka varnish melemele smokey o ka mea i loko o ka Louvre, a no laila ʻālohilohi kona mau kala. ʻO ka lani ma hope o ka mea noho he uliuli loa, ʻeleʻele loa kona helehelena, a ʻo kona mau lima lima he ʻano terracotta māmā.
ʻO kēlā mau lima lima he mea haʻalulu. Pīhoihoi ka mea holoʻokoʻa - ʻoiai inā ʻike ʻoe e hiki mai ana. Ua ʻike mua au i kēia Mona Lisa ma lalo o Prado ma Madrid i kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, kahi aʻu i ʻohi ai i kaʻu pahu hau. (Aia nō hoʻi iaʻu nā Las Meninas a me kahi El Greco maikaʻi loa - ua ʻōlelo ʻia nā mea a pau he pahu hau e hui pū ana.) Ua ʻike wau aia ʻo ia ma laila - ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻike wau he Mona Lisa ponoʻī ko Prado - akā i koʻu huli ʻana i ke kihi a laila. ʻo ia, ua hauʻoli wau. Me he mea lā ua maloʻo ka poʻe a pau e māʻalo aʻe ana. ʻO ʻoe, eia? He mea hoʻomanaʻo, inā pono kekahi, ʻoi aku ma mua o hoʻokahi Mona Lisa. Hoʻomaopopo nui ʻia kēia he kope mai ka hale hana a Leonardo. ʻAʻohe mea pohihihi ma ʻaneʻi. Akā aia kekahi mau Mona Lisa ma waho o nā Prado. A mai laila e paʻakikī.
Pehea ka paʻakikī? ʻAʻole au e hoʻāʻo e wehe i nā mea a pau ma ʻaneʻi. ʻO kēia mea pohihihi - ua ʻike ʻia ʻo ia ʻo Two-Mona Lisa Theory, a ke kikeke nei ʻo ia no nā kenekulia - ʻo ia kekahi o nā nīnau nui hiki ʻole ke hoʻonā ʻia. ʻOi aku ka haunaele, ka haunaele o nā superpositions, no ka mea he nui ka poʻe e manaʻo nei ua hoʻoponopono lākou ma ko lākou mau ʻano ponoʻī, a nui ka poʻe ʻē aʻe e manaʻo nei ʻaʻohe mea pohihihi ma ka mua a ke ʻohi wale nei mākou a pau. I kēia lā, e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe e pili ana i kekahi Mona Lisa hou, a ʻoiai kekahi kekahi Mona Lisa. Ua hāʻawi ʻia kēia mea hope iaʻu e kūʻai aku i hoʻokahi pule i hala, ma Animal Crossing.
