ʻAe, e noho i loko o ke Aupuni Mushroom, kahi e hoʻomālamalama mau ai ka lā (koe naʻe ʻo Bowser i hoʻopaʻa hou i ka Shine Sprites) a ʻo ke kai he uliuli maikaʻi maikaʻi loa (piʻi ʻia me nā pae honua weliweli). ʻAʻole mākou ʻawaʻawa no ka mea ke kāohi nei ka maʻi maʻi iā mākou mai ka holo ʻana i ka mokulele a i ʻole ke hele ʻana i kahakai. ʻaʻole iki. ʻAʻole. Aloha mākou i loko. Aia ma laila nā pāʻani wikiō a pau.
Ke noʻonoʻo nei paha ʻoe no ke aha mākou i lawe mai ai iā ʻoe i ʻaneʻi. ʻO ka nānā wale ʻana i kēia kiʻi maikaʻi o Mario e hoʻomaha ana ma kahakai Ua hoʻolaha hou ʻo Nintendo e hoʻolauleʻa i ka lā 4 o Iulai? Ohohoho, e nā mea heluhelu Nintendo Life, ʻoi aku ka hohonu o kēia kiʻi ma mua o kēlā.
ʻO ka mea mua, e ʻike ʻoe ua hoʻi hou nā nipples o Mario. ʻO ka makahiki i hala aku nei, ma muli paha o ka pane ʻana i ka "oh my god Mario has nipples" mea mai kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, ua hoʻoholo ʻo Nintendo e ... e oki loa ia lakou. ʻAʻohe nips no Mario. ʻO ka makahiki ma mua o kēlā, ʻaʻahu kā mākou keiki paipu, no laila ʻaʻohe o mākou manaʻo inā aia nā nipples ma lalo o laila. Eia kekahi, ua ʻike anei ʻoe iā mākou he holoʻokoʻa Ua hoʻohui no ka nūhou nipples? ʻAe.
Akā i kēia manawa, ua hoʻi mai nā nips o Mario! ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mau kiko liʻiliʻi wale nō lākou, akā aia iā ia, a ua hōʻoia hou ʻia he mammal. Phew.
ʻO ka lua, ʻo kēia mau kiʻi o ke kauwela e hoʻāla mau i ka poʻe pā, ke manaʻo nei he ola wale ʻo Mario i ke kauwela. i i mea e hooiaio ai Super Aila Kaila e hele mai ana i ka Nintendo Switch. ʻO ka ʻenehana, i ka makahiki i hala, ua hana maoli ia - ʻO Super Mario 3D Nā Hōkū All e pili ana i ka pāʻani hoʻomaʻemaʻe goo divisive, ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai hou aku mai ia manawa Ua hoʻouna ʻo Nintendo iā Mario i kahi hoʻokahi a lākou i hoʻouna ai i kāna mau nipples. No laila he aha ka hana keia ʻO ke ʻano o Super Summer Mario?
E nānā kāua i ka kikokikona a ʻike inā hiki iā mākou ke noʻonoʻo nui i kekahi mea:
Hmmm… Toad… Yoshi… Blooper… Nah, loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mea. He kiʻi maikaʻi wale nō paha ia.
Akā ʻo ke kolu, a ʻo ka mea nui loa:
Kapu kāne.
Makemake ʻoe e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i nā manaʻo hihiu e pili ana i kēia kiʻi? A i ʻole ʻoliʻoli wale ʻoe no ka pāpaʻi? E haʻi mai iā mākou ma nā manaʻo!
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