Chifukwa chiyani padziko lapansi Donlan wandifunsa kuti ndilembe za maloko? Sindisamala maloko. Ndili ndi kiyi yomwe imaganizira zonse za maloko omwe ndimafuna kuchita, zikomo. Maloko ndi okwiyitsa - funsani wakuba aliyense ndipo ndikubetcha anena zomwezo!
Si loko aliyense anandifunsa kuti ndiyang'ane: ndi safes. Safecracking. Mukudziwa zomwe ndikutanthauza chifukwa mudaziwona m'mafilimu khumi ndi awiri. Kuyimba pachitseko, chotetezera chokhazikika, chojambula chojambulapo chinakanikiza pachitseko chachitsulo, ndiyeno dinani-click-clack, akuzungulira mopambana, ndikutsegula chitseko. Donlan akufuna kuti ndichite zimenezo. Osati pazolinga zilizonse zosaloledwa zomwe ndiyenera kuwonjezera! Sitikupanga mtundu wina wa Eurogamer Crime Club! Tangoganizani zimenezo! Pa ha! Manjenje kuseka!
Ayi ayi, ndikukamba za masewera oteteza chitetezo. Funso lofulumira: kodi akuba (oxymoron ngati ndinamvapo) amaganiza kuti ndi masewera? Komabe! Masewerawa ndi a Sophie's Safecracking Simulator. Sophie ndi ndani? Sophie Houlden, a m'malo wopanga masewera ambiri. Kodi iwo ali m'dziko lachinsinsi la otetezeka-crackers? Sindikudziwa. Chifukwa chiyani akugawana zinsinsi zawo? Sindikudziwa. Koma iwo ali.
