Baba vangu vakaberekwa zuva rimwe chete mushure mekunge England yahwina mukombe weWorld Cup muna 1966 – ndiwo matorero aita nguva England yaitamba mufainari. Ndinorangarira Seaman lob, chitambi chaRooney, Wally ane Brolly, chinangwa chaLampard chipoko, Iceland, zvirango zvakawanda… Ndakaona tichirasikirwa zvakanyanya. Handizivi kuti tichahwina here manheru ano. Ini ndinopa zvese kuti tizviite, asi ndinodada navo nekusvika fainari yavo yekutanga mumakore makumi mashanu nemashanu. Saka zviputse, heino nhengo yese yechikwata cheEngland sea Pokemon.
Jordan Pickford - Tyranitar
Maoko madiki, innit? Mutambi akanaka zvakadaro.
Sam Johnstone – Shuckle
Anonetsa kupfuura, ndinovimba. Hatisati tamboona Johnstone mumakwikwi aya naPickford pakati pezvimiti, uye kana Henderson (pamwe naPapa) vadzoka, isu tingasazomuona zvakare.
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Aaron Ramsdale – Pelipper
Kana iwe uri wechitatu sarudzo muchengeti, iwe ndiwe mutakuri wemvura. Ndine urombo, ini handiite mitemo. Ramsdale haina kana sarudzo yechitatu zvakare; ndiye wechishanu, naDean Henderson naNick Pope vakakuvara. Maoko angu akasungwa apa.
Luke Shaw – Crobat
Iwe unogona chete kuwana Crobat kubva kuGolbat nehushamwari hwepamusoro, uye Luke Shaw imhando yemukomana anoda murume mukuru manejimendi kuti abudirire. Neraki, Southgate uye OGS iheruva iri nani pairi kupfuura Mourinho.
Harry Maguire – Conkeldurr
Slabhead inogona kunge iri iyo Pokemon inofamba-famba nehofori slabs, handiti? Zvakare huvepo hukuru hwemuviri, naMaguire achitadza kuisa tsoka kubva paakadzoka kubva mukukuvara.
John Stones - Rampardos
Rampardos anozivikanwa nemusoro wake wakaoma dombo, uye ini ndichiri kunyatsoziva kuti haana kungogutsurira sei kurwisa Scotland, Stones anga akakurisa mumhepo mitambo yese.
Kyle Walker – Regieleki
Kunyangwe muboka rakatakurwa nemheni vechidiki, makumbo ane ruzivo aKyle Walker achiri kukurumidza. Ndinofunga kuti ndizvo here kuti Walker ndiye ega Legendary pano? Kwete chaizvo, asi haisi mhosva yangu Regileki ndiyo inokurumidza Pokemon, ndizvo here?
Kieron Trippier – Chikorita
Trippier iOG, imwe yezvisarudzo zveSouthgate, saka zvine musoro kuti iye anotanga. Tichifunga kuti haana mukurumbira pasi rose uye akaderedzwa zvakanyanya, Chikorita ane musoro zvakare.
Tyrone Mings - Snorlax
Mings airatidza kusakwanisa kupfuura pakutanga kwemakwikwi, asi ikozvino Maguire adzoka, mumwe munhu akatamba PokeFlute uye achinja.
Reece James - Staravia
Mutsetse weStarly haunzwisisike, nekuti iwe unofunga kuti ichave imwe nzira 1 shiri inochengetwa yakatenderedza nekuda kwezvikonzero zvepfungwa, yobva yashanduka kuita imwe yeako makuru anorova. Mushure mekupenya mufainari yeChampions League, James akanetsana neScotland uye haasati aonekwa kubva ipapo. Inoda kukwirisa zvishoma kune iyo yekupedzisira shanduko.
Ben Chilwell – Weezing
Ini ndinoda Chilwell, asi chinhu chega chaaita makwikwi ese kuita hurukuro naBilly Gilmour uye kuda kubata Covid.
Ben White – Bellossom
Ben White ari muchikwata semutsivi waTrent Alexander-Arnold, uye ari kumashure chaiko kwemutsetse wevatambi vakamirira kupinda munhandare. Anonzwa hasha kutaura kuti aripo secheerleader, asi ...
Connor Coady – Gengar
Izvo zvinhu zviviri izvo Gengar anozivikanwa nazvo kufara nehutachiona, uye kutendeuka kusaonekwa. Coady hunhu hwakanaka, asi iye anovhara kumashure matatu sisitimu isu takangoisa kamwe chete. Taura chokwadi watokanganwa kuti aive muchikwata.
Kalvin Phillips - Espeon
Iyo Yorkshire Pirlo inoverenga pfungwa. Anoziva kana vatambi veEngland vachimhanya, anoziva nguva yekubuda nekutora bhora, uye anoziva nguva yekudonha zvakadzika uye kuvhara. Anoziva nguva yekudzvanya uye nguva yekuwana mutambo kufema, uye kuona kwake kunoshamisa. Anoverenga pfungwa, hapana imwe tsananguro.
Declan Rice – Umbreon
Mumwe waPhillips muhutsotsi, Rice ndiro divi rakasviba revaviri. Phillips haatye kuisa tsoka mukati (uye Rice anogona kutora pfumo), asi ndiye anonyanya kurwa hafu yeiyi metronomic mubatanidzwa.
Mason Mount – Ditto
Chero basa raunoda kuitwa, Gomo rinozviita. Haasi murume anobatsira aive James Milner, asi kukwanisa kutamba kumberi, kunze, kutungamirira midfield, kana kugara zvakadzika kunoita kuti ave nhengo yakakosha yekutanga 11.
Jordan Henderson - Exploud
Henderson ane ruzha rwakanyanya. Kukuvara kwakamumanikidza kuti agare kunze kwemitambo yekutanga Phillips naRice vasati varatidza kusadonha. Zvakadaro, chero mutungamiri, unogara uchinzwa Henderson achitaurirana panguva yekuonekwa kwake kana kungopopota ari pabhenji.
Jude Bellingham – Dratini
Bellingham ndiye mutambi wedu mudiki weEuro, achisvitsa makore gumi nemasere panguva yemakwikwi. SaDratini, atove nyanzvi inoshamisa, uye ane shungu kwazvo. Mumakore mashoma nguva, achange ari asingamisiki Dragonite. Usangoita kuti atambe mudutu remhepo.
Raheem Sterling – Gyarados
Zvibodzwa zviviri mumitambo yake yekutanga makumi mana neshanu yeEngland zvibodzwa zveMagikarp. 45 mu15 kubvira ipapo inoratidza shanduko yaSterling. Chii ichocho? Gyarados anofarirawo kunyura? Usaite cheeky zvino.
Bukayo Saka – Rapidash
Kwete kungoti ari kukurumidza (kunyangwe ari), kana ari mutsvuku-kupisa (zvakare, chokwadi), asi nekuti mufananidzo unonzwika kubva kumakwikwi anga ari Saka achisvetukira mudziva pane inflatable unicorn. Kana akahwina anohwina manheru ano, ngatiite chivezwa kunze kweWembley.
Jack Grealish - Dragapult
Dragapult ndiye mwana mutsva pabhuroko, achiita kutanga kwake muGalar, uye nekukasika achizvimisikidza seimwe yenyeredzi dzinonakidza dzePokemon. Nepo Grealish haatange - nekuda kwehunyanzvi kusachinjika uye kushaya simba kwekudzivirira, izvo zvinonzwika nezveDragapult zvakare - tarenda rinonakidza kwazvo muchikwata kuti zvinhu zvisimudze. Kana Grealish achikukurwa achiyambuka gomba kuti arege vanomhanya vachipfuura, pane zvinopfuura kufanana kunopfuura kuDragapult kutumira vana vayo kunorwisa.
Phil Foden - Scraggy
Bvudzi idzva harina basa nazvo. Wese muchikwata cheEngland anotaridzika kunge akanaka zvisingaite, kunyanya zvichienzaniswa nemamwe egos ataimbova nawo, saka zvinoita sekunge zvakaoma kuenzanisa imwe yacho ne 'Hoodlum Pokemon'. Zvakadaro, kana ukadhaya bvudzi rako blonde uye ukaveura mhezi muziso rako, pane imwe chete Pokemon yako.
Harry Kane – Greninja
Kunyanya, Ash's Greninja. Hapachina zvemhando yepamusoro zvasarira kaputeni wedu, akange ari mupenyu pazvainyanya kukosha uye arikukwira panguva chaiyo. Iwe haungabheji uchipikisana naye aine mutambo wake wakanaka wemakwikwi nhasi manheru.
Jadon Sancho – Kekleon
Ngazvive kure neni kuti ndibvunze kusarudzwa kwechikwata cheSouthgate, asi nemaminetsi mashoma Sancho, mutambi wepamusoro-soro munyika ino munzvimbo yake, anonzwa sekunge haaonekwe. Southgate ichasarudza Saka kurwisa Italy, uye mushure memutambo weArsenal winger anga ave nawo, ndiani angamupomera? Zvakadaro, Sancho anoita kunge acharegererwa pano.
Marcus Rashford – Maractus
Imwe, inonzwika saMarcus. Chechipiri, iwe unogara uchifunga kuti Maractus ichashanduka, uye hazviiti. Rashford anga achitarisirwa kukura ave kunze-uye-kunze kumberi basa rake rose, asi ari kunyatsoita zvakanaka semuhwindi anocheka mukati, ndatenda.
Dominic Calvert-Lewin – Lucario
Lucario ane simba, anokurumidza, uye bhuruu, asi nemakwikwi, ari muUU tier; izvo zvinomirira Under Used. Calvert-Lewin ari kubva kumashure kwemwaka wakanaka, asi England ichingotamba mutambi wepakati, akanetseka kwemaminetsi. Nekukura kwakaita England kuita makwikwi, haugone kupomera Southgate kusarudzwa kwechikwata chake, asi zvinonzwa zvichinetsa paDCL zvakafanana.
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