Look at Ditto's flat face – aren't they just adorable? Imagine sitting on 'em, turning around to grab your glass of water, and bam! Straight-faced Ditto staring into your soul. That's now possible thanks to The Pokemon Centre official store's pricey new beanbags.
At $259.99 CAD or $200 USD a pop, you can get yourself these "Home Accents Bean Bag Chairs." They're 45 inches tall, 30 inches wide, filled with lightweight EPS beads, and weigh around 250-300 pounds.
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"This Ditto bean bag chair by Yogibo is just what you need if you're looking for something to sink into after a long day," the store page description reads. "Standing upright and tall with arms spread wide, Ditto is ready for its hug! Ditto have the power to transform into any other Pokemon, but this Ditto just wants to be your chair."
There's something oddly wholesome about Ditto wanting to comfort you by being your literal chair, but there's also an air of Invasion of the Body Snatchers about it. Let one Ditto chair in and before you know it, every house in the world is occupied by one of these little guys. Then, in the blink of an eye, they shapeshift into us like a cuter Secret Invasion.
You can buy them if you're in Canada or the United States but it's unclear if they'll be available elsewhere. Sorry globetrotters (myself included).
Otherwise, next week, a brand new Pokemon anime is releasing for free on YouTube – well, episode one is. Perfect time to get a Pokemon bean bag so you can snuggle up and watch the pocket monsters beat each other into submission.
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